Anyone who knows me (which I'm hoping some people on Newgrounds will get to) they will tell you that I'm a "red" person.

I've had red hair naturally my whole life, and I'm not talking that orange colored hair that the sodding irish try to bum off as red! I'm talking about deep, flowing auburn hair. I've been proud of my hair; I take care of it... but for some reason last night--on a whim--I dyed it.

I've recently just recovered from pink-eye, and in celebration of my returned sight... I had a few friends over. The five of us drank a little... partied... we watched corny movies... and we started getting really goofy (girls will do that). Anyhow, my "red" personality took on a drastic change after about three tuaca bombs. I really got attracted to this dark blue color. It looks dark, almost black in normal light... but when hit with sunlight, or florescent light... you see veins of sapphire all in it. It's fan-fabulous! Practically amazing!

So I painted my nails. They are normally clear, or crimson red, but not anymore. They are dark, dark blue. But it didn't stop there. No... I was tipsy... very happy... and I started digging through my closet. Guess what I found! Blue-black hair dye!! It does the same thing to you hair that the polish did to my nails!! So now, rather than being as six foot tall... stiletto wearing, tanned... auburn haired... amazon--I look like a tanned, british version of wonder woman. It's rather odd looking at myself in the mirror. I'm not used to it yet... and it's going to take years for my hair to go back to normal. At least I still look good!

It's odd... hair dye affects your brain. Blonde dye will make even the smartest person do stupid things. Red dye makes a person crazy. Brown will make you superficial, vain, narcisistic... self absorbed.... but I have to say that the black dye makes you smart. My new found smart cells are telling me that I was quite the idiot. Sigh... this will take forever to sink in.

Until next time!