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I'm Feeling Blue...

Posted by MagicalSarai - July 20th, 2009


Anyone who knows me (which I'm hoping some people on Newgrounds will get to) they will tell you that I'm a "red" person.

I've had red hair naturally my whole life, and I'm not talking that orange colored hair that the sodding irish try to bum off as red! I'm talking about deep, flowing auburn hair. I've been proud of my hair; I take care of it... but for some reason last night--on a whim--I dyed it.

I've recently just recovered from pink-eye, and in celebration of my returned sight... I had a few friends over. The five of us drank a little... partied... we watched corny movies... and we started getting really goofy (girls will do that). Anyhow, my "red" personality took on a drastic change after about three tuaca bombs. I really got attracted to this dark blue color. It looks dark, almost black in normal light... but when hit with sunlight, or florescent light... you see veins of sapphire all in it. It's fan-fabulous! Practically amazing!

So I painted my nails. They are normally clear, or crimson red, but not anymore. They are dark, dark blue. But it didn't stop there. No... I was tipsy... very happy... and I started digging through my closet. Guess what I found! Blue-black hair dye!! It does the same thing to you hair that the polish did to my nails!! So now, rather than being as six foot tall... stiletto wearing, tanned... auburn haired... amazon--I look like a tanned, british version of wonder woman. It's rather odd looking at myself in the mirror. I'm not used to it yet... and it's going to take years for my hair to go back to normal. At least I still look good!

It's odd... hair dye affects your brain. Blonde dye will make even the smartest person do stupid things. Red dye makes a person crazy. Brown will make you superficial, vain, narcisistic... self absorbed.... but I have to say that the black dye makes you smart. My new found smart cells are telling me that I was quite the idiot. Sigh... this will take forever to sink in.

Until next time!


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Usually people laugh at you on here if you say you're depressed. Try to be callous as possible and make penis jokes.

Not depressed... just... I found myself wearing a ton of blue. I thought the double entendre was humorous. I'm found of the penis... but not enough to make posts with jokes about it... I'll leave that to other people.

On a completely different topic... but still related somewhat: I just turned down a really great guy because his equipment was a deal breaker. It's kind of sad.... for him.

well that is fantastic

amazons are my specialty

I wouldn't get to excited over hair dying

dying hair more than once in a year is a sign of a weak personality, it shows that you are not content with your body

what made you dye it the first place?

red hair is the best

I wrote a short story in Latin about a little fantasy I had

its called "The Lonely Sailor meets the Red Headed Amazons"

if you are curious I will send you the story

also

please send your response as a PM

yay for no pink eye. it's coincidental to because i found my glasses after about 2 and a half months. the dye thing... i'm sure it looks beautiful.

I'm loving the new hair. The more I look at it... the better it is... and the even better thing?

I get to cut my hair short when I get tired of it!!

I have never worn a short haircut, so I'm rather excited about that!

Congrats on finding the glasses! I rejoiced when I finally had my sight back and I was only blind for 5 days... I think I may have started murding people if I had to put up with it for 2+ months.