So about three days ago I developed pink-eye, also known as viral conjunctivitis, in both eyes. Let me tell you this one little thing first: it's not any fun. Even if you don't wear contacts... not any fun.

Me? I've been blind as a bat ever since I was four... so contacts have not only saved my beauty, but my sanity. I used to own glasses back in the day, but they invented these lovely disposable contacts... and I was all ready to forget about glasses. 8 years pass and I've never had a need for glasses... until now. You can't wear contacts with pink eye, it's basically asking the infection to take up residency! So I've spend the past three days without the ability to see... and I've learned this:

1. you cannot play the xbox 360 blind, even if you own a 62 inch plasma tv.
2. When you try to play on a 62 inch tv and your nose is in the middle of it... you can't see anything!
3. Laptops may be portable... but don't forget where you put them.
4. Stepping on a laptop will not break it.
5. When someone moves something after you set it down... finding it is a hella difficult!
6. Do not try and take a shower when you cannot see.... it's hard to find the right beauty products.
7. Nare and Shampoo should not have the same bottle colorings.
8. IF you wash nare out in under 2 minutes... you will not lose your hair.
9. Do not try to walk around in four inch heels when you are blind... balance is not everything.
10. When in doubt... just lay down and hate the world. It'll make you feel better