First of all, props for the sarcasm :)
Secondly, happy potential birthday.
And thirdly...I think I need to hear number 10, if only because nothing could be worse than my imagination running riot....
I have multiple personalities... and they all say you're an idiot. ^.^
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Believe it or not... number ten... while it is a great story... is not the funniest one. However, I will probably be telling it tomorrow! ^_^
Okay, there seems to be a lot of good stories, but for some reason I HAVE to go with number 10, just your description of it sounds like it would make me LMAO.
WOO HOO!! Number ten seems to be taking the cake!!
Mastermind475
umm....
I am not sure how I feel about all this...
the only way you would learn about all those things is if you experienced them
number ten on your list makes me uncomfortable to say the least
I am not sure if I want to hear the story...
anyway
was it your birthday?
I am a mastermind (hence the profile name) and details are important to me
you profile said you were 23 and now you are 24
does that mean you are one year the wiser?
or shall I say one more year at your dead end job you are miserable at?
you really should distance yourself from that place
it seems to bring out the worst in you
and it doesn't seem to be getting better from all the things you tell me
especially if you contain such frustration, one day you may get a hold of some whiskey and you might just walk in with a "Deagle" (counterstrike joke) and blow everyone away
MagicalSarai
LOL! I haven't seen counterstrike jokes in years! God that game is old... I remember having a boyfriend who used to play that... and then a girlfriend who played it just so she could beat the crap out of my ex!
Also it was a mistake on Newgrounds! I was born in 1985, and I noticed that it was telling the world I was 23... which while that would be wonderful... not the case! XP Apparently I clicked 1986 by mistake... so I fixed it. Hench why my age suddenly changed.
And my job is annoying, but I use it as an outlet sometimes... and I really do prefer the money it pays... and use my trips to get away for up to five days at a time.
And I didn't experience ALL of the lessons, but I got to watch some of my friends make those mistakes. The stories are funny nonetheless but I promise you that I am NEVER stupid enough to make lube mistakes... no matter how drunk. But two of my friends did! Excellent story... I'll probably tell it later on this week.