"The Force will be with you, always"
couldn't help it, I love Star Wars (starwarsgal for win)
how about something with a bit more finesse?
try poisoning her coffee with "Ex lax" or any other thing with that effect
while she is gone you can get your papers
she won't think of being sabotaged by anyone, because she will assume her "problems" are from her old age, or associated health issues
(insert evil laugh here)
richard91b
kill her its your only option
MagicalSarai
That sounds like advice the character of Richard from "Looking For Group" would give me... I like it, unfortunately if I kill her... I might lose my job! Damn seniority. >.>